🐶 Golden Retriever Himbo

You’re sunshine in muscle form.

Hot, Helpful, and Hug-Worthy

You radiate joy like it’s your full-time job (and honestly? It kind of is). You give the best hugs, remember birthdays, and flex with zero irony. You’re emotionally available, full of snacks, and probably helped someone move last weekend.

Your special move is making everyone feel safe, seen, and slightly more hydrated.

How You’ll Be Hot, Categorically

🏊 Swimwear – Cannonball Into the Heart

  • Neon swim trunks, backward cap, grin at 110%

  • Towel over the shoulder like a superhero cape

  • Probably flexes and waves at the same time

🕴️ Formalwear – Tailored Golden Retriever on a Date

  • Bright suit. Probably forgot socks.

  • Smells like fresh laundry and vanilla bean

  • Tie may or may not be tied properly. He’s trying his best.

🎤 Talent – The Golden Hour Showstopper

  • Ukulele cover of a 2000s bop

  • Or a choreographed dance to “Walking on Sunshine”

  • Includes finger guns. Probably unplanned. Definitely perfect.

❓ Q&A – Woof If You're Winning Hearts

  • Answers with honesty and a dash of puppy logic

  • May accidentally start crying while talking about his grandma

  • Audience melts. Judge gives bonus points.

Swolosity Index

Your aura is creatine and cuddles. You don’t just show up—you make everyone else glad they did too.

One Last Wag Before You Win

Good boys don’t finish last. They finish first, but insist all the others get a trophy too.