🌻 Feral Softie Himbo
You’d fight God then apologize for raising your voice.
You are a walking contradiction in gym shorts. You text “I’m here if you need anything 🥺” and mean it. You'd tackle a truck if someone disrespected your friends—and then make them soup afterward.
Equal parts sensitive and feral, you’re the Himbo most likely to cry during a fight scene and offer to braid your enemy’s hair once it's over. You're not unhinged—you’re just emotionally accessible with teeth.
Tenderness, UNLEASHED.
🏊 Swimwear – Mud, Muscle, and Feelings
Cutoffs and wildflowers behind one ear
Bandages on knuckles, somehow poetic
Might forget sunscreen. Won’t forget to help someone reapply theirs
How You’ll Be Hot, Categorically
🕴️ Formalwear – Wrecked Elegance
Soft tailoring that looks like it’s been lived in (because it has)
Scuffed boots, mismatched earrings
Gives "stole this jacket from my ex and made it iconic"
🎤 Talent – Poetry Slam Meets Bar Brawl
Spoken word, but raw
Acoustic cover of something aggressive, but tender
Screams at the climax, cries at the bridge
❓ Q&A – Please Don't Cry (Too Late)
Voice breaks mid-answer
Whispers “I love love” into the mic and then hides behind the podium
Ends with an accidental rallying cry that gets a standing ovation
🐺 Swolosity Index
You’re built like a bouncer, but with the emotional sensitivity of a baby deer raised by riot grrls.
🌧️ One Tear. One Flex. One Destiny.
You are what happens when vulnerability grows fangs. Time to bare them.