🌻 Feral Softie Himbo

You’d fight God then apologize for raising your voice.

You are a walking contradiction in gym shorts. You text “I’m here if you need anything 🥺” and mean it. You'd tackle a truck if someone disrespected your friends—and then make them soup afterward.

Equal parts sensitive and feral, you’re the Himbo most likely to cry during a fight scene and offer to braid your enemy’s hair once it's over. You're not unhinged—you’re just emotionally accessible with teeth.

Tenderness, UNLEASHED.

🏊 Swimwear – Mud, Muscle, and Feelings

  • Cutoffs and wildflowers behind one ear

  • Bandages on knuckles, somehow poetic

  • Might forget sunscreen. Won’t forget to help someone reapply theirs

How You’ll Be Hot, Categorically

🕴️ Formalwear – Wrecked Elegance

  • Soft tailoring that looks like it’s been lived in (because it has)

  • Scuffed boots, mismatched earrings

  • Gives "stole this jacket from my ex and made it iconic"

🎤 Talent – Poetry Slam Meets Bar Brawl

  • Spoken word, but raw

  • Acoustic cover of something aggressive, but tender

  • Screams at the climax, cries at the bridge

❓ Q&A – Please Don't Cry (Too Late)

  • Voice breaks mid-answer

  • Whispers “I love love” into the mic and then hides behind the podium

  • Ends with an accidental rallying cry that gets a standing ovation

🐺 Swolosity Index

You’re built like a bouncer, but with the emotional sensitivity of a baby deer raised by riot grrls.

🌧️ One Tear. One Flex. One Destiny.

You are what happens when vulnerability grows fangs. Time to bare them.